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Best worst jokes

Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:00 am

i have been inspired to start a thread for the best worst jokes. Appologies if there is already one. Here is my entry

3 men walk into a bar...... you would have thought one of them would have seen it.
 
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Re: Best worst jokes

Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:04 am

What's brown and sticky?


......


A stick.
 
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Re: Best worst jokes

Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:07 am

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?

TEQUILA!



(now this one is better in real life)

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting chicken!
Interrupting chicken wh....

BAGERK!!!!!!!!!!!

(much better in real life - scares the pants off them)
 
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Re: Best worst jokes

Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:09 am

Uptownerd wrote:
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?

TEQUILA!



(now this one is better in real life)

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting chicken!
Interrupting chicken wh....

BAGERK!!!!!!!!!!!

(much better in real life - scares the pants off them)



HAHAHA, to funny :)
 
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Re: Best worst jokes

Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:29 pm

What's a bee with it's legs crossed doing on the motorway? Looking for a BP station! Haha.. That one always cracks me up. I think I found it in a christmas cracker.
 
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Re: Best worst jokes

Sun Oct 05, 2008 5:01 pm

what do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea!!
 
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Re: Best worst jokes

Sun Oct 05, 2008 5:38 pm

shellagirl wrote:
what do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea!!


What do you call a deer having sex with a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no f*cking idea :P
 
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Re: Best worst jokes

Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:11 pm

How do you catch a polar bear?

You cut some holes in the ice, and scatter some peas around. When he squats to take a pea, you kick him in the ice-hole!
 
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Re: Best worst jokes

Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:22 pm

two goldfish were sitting in a tank
one looks at the other and says, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
 
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Re: Best worst jokes

Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:46 pm

kylieac wrote:
two goldfish were sitting in a tank
one looks at the other and says, "do you know how to drive this thing?"


haha funny :lol:

What is the last thing to go through a grasshopper's mind as it hits the windscreen of a car?
It's bum!
 
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Re: Best worst jokes

Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:50 am

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in the strawberry patch

How do you know this works? Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? :D
 
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Re: Best worst jokes

Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:38 pm

waratah wrote:
What is the last thing to go through a grasshopper's mind as it hits the windscreen of a car?
It's bum!


Haha.. Dad always says 'He won't have the guts to do that again'. It was funny when I was 8..
 
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Re: Best worst jokes

Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:43 pm

Q: How much are Pirates' ears worth?




A: A buck an ear (buccaneer)

HEHE
 
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Re: Best worst jokes

Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:44 pm

A little bit existential....

What's red and white and runs through the jungle?

A Coke machine.

What's grey and follows it?

The cord.

Why did the plane crash?

Cos the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

Cos it was dead.

Bad bad jokes. 8O
 
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Re: Best worst jokes

Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:05 pm

HeHe ^^ Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It got hit by the second koala.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a race.

Why did the goanna fall out of the tree?
It got hit by a dead koala.

What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
 
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Re: Best worst jokes

Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:18 pm

:lol:
Awesome thread!!
 
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Re: Best worst jokes

Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:58 pm

knock knock
who's there
apple
apple who
knock knock
who's there
apple
apple who
knock knock
who's there
apple
apple who
knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
orange you glad apple's gone?
 
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Re: Best worst jokes

Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:20 pm

HAHAHAH KERRYANNE, LOVE IT!


Q: What's a Hindu?

A: Lays eggs, bro
 
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Re: Best worst jokes

Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:32 pm

BAHAHA Im p!ssing myself I love these! My contribution:


Two peanuts were walking down the street.......One was assaulted

Two sausages were frying in a pan, one says to the other 'how's it going' and the other screams "AAARGH A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!"


mental blank lol
 
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Re: Best worst jokes

Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:59 pm

These are too funny :lol:

Two hannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other, does this taste funny to you?
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